Tories
"Tories are political animals; socialists are political people"
Let us look upon the creature that roams Westminster with a measure of disdain and pity. The Tory is a creature that must scavenge and prey to survive in modern society. It is an irresponsible being that only exists with an alternative agenda. It tries to use its power to twist and distort a public that- thankfully - has already realised the nature of this beast.
It trembles behind its baby-faced leader waiting for a day it can return from the shadows. It's balding head and snarling teeth mark this troublesome creature out in the city. Past pack leaders have been known to enjoy scaring children and staring into lenses of cameras with a Mr. Burns-like grin.
Particularly known for their lack of emotion, these beings are sly and devious. They have recently mustered all the humanity they were able to collect from their membership and used it to clone an even more fearsome creature: the Cameron. This beast tries to imitate socialists as much as it possibly can in order to confuse the public.
Socialists and Labour Party supporters must ensure that both the Labour Party and the Conservative Party are sufficiently differentiated in the eyes of the electorate. Perhaps not to the extent to which I laid out in this article, but then again, if it works - use it.
Let us look upon the creature that roams Westminster with a measure of disdain and pity. The Tory is a creature that must scavenge and prey to survive in modern society. It is an irresponsible being that only exists with an alternative agenda. It tries to use its power to twist and distort a public that- thankfully - has already realised the nature of this beast.
It trembles behind its baby-faced leader waiting for a day it can return from the shadows. It's balding head and snarling teeth mark this troublesome creature out in the city. Past pack leaders have been known to enjoy scaring children and staring into lenses of cameras with a Mr. Burns-like grin.
Particularly known for their lack of emotion, these beings are sly and devious. They have recently mustered all the humanity they were able to collect from their membership and used it to clone an even more fearsome creature: the Cameron. This beast tries to imitate socialists as much as it possibly can in order to confuse the public.
Socialists and Labour Party supporters must ensure that both the Labour Party and the Conservative Party are sufficiently differentiated in the eyes of the electorate. Perhaps not to the extent to which I laid out in this article, but then again, if it works - use it.
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